vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

image

swag bitch

everydaysanawkwardday:

erieriftw:

bootydestroyer:

skylorde:

joshpeck:

kekoas-waves:

listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.

just fucking do it.

Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen

well heres his public fuckin support

Eighty seven thousand public supports

over 155 thousand public supports

repeals:

The feeling you get after looking at old pictures of yourself.image

816
"Either i feel everything or i feel nothing."
Scottie Waves (via kushandwizdom)

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

"at this point in my life i could really care less about what other people say about me, because what i do with my life does not concern you."
KushandWizdom (via kushandwizdom)

stabs:

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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