if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
that fufu lame shit, i aint with it
i’ll send some shots at yo fitted
listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.
just fucking do it.
Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen
well heres his public fuckin support
Eighty seven thousand public supports
over 155 thousand public supports
The feeling you get after looking at old pictures of yourself.
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone